Read the Printed Word!

musical-cherrys:

Muggleborn accidentally saying Lannister instead of Gryffindor

because-ifuckingcan:

muggleborns rallying together to get muggle core classes taught like basic math and science and languages and literature because that stuff is important and how in the frickfracking doodling heck has the wizarding world not done this?

blutbadbaby:

A muggleborn and a pureblood start arguing and the muggleborn is like ‘I HEARD THAT YOU WERE TALKIN’ SHIT’ and all the other muggleborns go ‘oooh that’s my shit, that’s my shit.’ 

starkid-who-lokid-hogwarts:

Muggleborn theatre geeks start singing defying gravity durring flying lessons. All Madam Hooch can do is facepalm.

look where our hearts have led us

(Source: maria-stuarts)

Real Hacker vs Movie Hacker
  • real hacker: So you say you're gonna break into our local nuclear power plant? I really don't think that's possible
  • movie hacker: *types a few keystrokes* I'm in
  • real hacker: But the power plant's computers aren't even connected to the internet
  • movie hacker: I said I'm in. Now I'll cause a meltdown *types a few keystrokes* Done
  • real hacker: What do you mean done? There have to be many redundant safeguards in place to stop a meltdown. In any case, a meltdown would take time.
  • movie hacker: Want me to break into the CIA next?
  • real hacker: I don't even think you should attempt to...
  • movie hacker: *types a few keystrokes* Too late. I'm in
the-personal-quotes:

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Fave comic book characters on the big screen: [2/?] Natasha Romanoff / Black Widow

beccaliving:

Just a reminder that tattoos don’t have to mean anything. They do not require some intricate and moving backstory. Some people just appreciate having art on their skin…it’s as simple as that.

(Source: beccaradiating)

kyrael:

ghostintaylor:

gallifreyfieldsforever:

I sincerely believe that by 7th year Ravenclaws would just tell the door to their common room to fuck off and it would open for them

 (via)

Q “Why is a raven like a writing desk?” 
A “You shouldn’t shove either up your arse.” 
"…Technically, yes."

spankmehardbarry:

america: A GAY? in OUR country?

canada: we just elected a lesbian head of government for the province of ontario and didn’t even blink. it wasn’t even mentioned once during the entire election. and she’s married to a woman.

america: A GAY? in OUR country?

gaminginyourunderwear:

yaoiornah:

itsgeekyinhere:

Doing the do with you know who

The greatest mystery of all time solved…What Neville forget to remember in that scene.

All of this is important.